noflexzoneremix:

Someone: are you drunk ?
Me:
*leans on wall*
*looks left and right*
*throws up in my mouth*
Naw are YOU drunk nigga? Shit

(via chaosanddisorientation)

radgoku:

abracadang:

abracadang:

i don’t trust stairs

they’re always up to something

(via samanthadaileydailey)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via pcelitistscum)

crowley-is-my-homeboy:

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

image

(via sunshine-lolipops-superwholock)

dftba-winchesters:

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

This explains so much

(Source: winterfingers, via fightffyourdmns)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via suddendeathinpennsylvania)

lacigreen:

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

HELPFUL THING

(via kitty-bear14)